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To the SNP
#1
Who, if you didn't know better, you might assume won the election last week.
Sean Manning MP
Labour Spokesperson for the Home Office, Communities, and Local Government (2012 - )
Labour MP for Luton North (2005 - )
Chair of the Christian Socialist Movement (2008 - )

"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it." ~ James Callaghan
"The People's Flag is Deepest Blue..." ~ Sean, drunk at party conference
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#2
Give them some credit, Sean. They saw their opportunity to take advantage and they took it. Even if it does endanger the union...
Emily Greenwood MP
Deputy Leader of the Labour Party (2012-present)
MP for Copeland (2012-present)

"No place for Christian politics? The world is aching for Christian politics! A politics that speaks for those that have no voice; that acts for those that have no hands; that finds a path for those who can't find their feet; that helps those that have no helper."
- Wim Aantjes

Almost Trudeau-esque" - Josh (Kirton)
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#3
"And don't forget the Greens!" joined in Lizzy, raising her glass of Veuve Clicquot. "Apparently an imposing political presence crucial to maintaining the stability of government..."
Lizzy Gardener
MP for Holborn and St Pancras (2012 - )

A small person whose only hobby was reading would pay very little VAT." -- David Smith, Free Lunch

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#4
I'm surprised Natalie Bennett isn't sat at the cabinet table with Cynthia, Lizzy. With your party's negotiation skills she probably could have angled for Prime Minister and got it.
Sean Manning MP
Labour Spokesperson for the Home Office, Communities, and Local Government (2012 - )
Labour MP for Luton North (2005 - )
Chair of the Christian Socialist Movement (2008 - )

"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it." ~ James Callaghan
"The People's Flag is Deepest Blue..." ~ Sean, drunk at party conference
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#5
*Walking in with her coat folded over her arm, Joan goes over and orders a glass of water. She begins to listen to the conversation between the other Members of Parliament, while opening up her edition of The Spectator.*
Joan Kilfedder MP
East Renfrewshire | Shadow Home Secretary | Scottish Conservative & Unionist

"I don't want the past back, I just think we chose the wrong future." - Peter Hitchens
"Social Conservative guy." - Ed
"A wild Keynes appeared!" "Keynes used torpedo negotiations. It's super effective!" - Josh
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#6
Water, Joan? You're not pregnant again are you?!?
Sean Manning MP
Labour Spokesperson for the Home Office, Communities, and Local Government (2012 - )
Labour MP for Luton North (2005 - )
Chair of the Christian Socialist Movement (2008 - )

"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it." ~ James Callaghan
"The People's Flag is Deepest Blue..." ~ Sean, drunk at party conference
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#7
I'll have a whiskey, barkeep. If the SNP keep it up, it's all we will be able to drink.
Gavin Holmes
Labour MP
Sunderland South and Houghton (2008 - )

Leader of the Labour Party and Bearer of the Poisoned Chalice (2012 - )

"A chance to serve, that is all we ask", John Smith. 
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#8
(05-30-2017, 07:28 PM)Sean Manning Wrote: I'm surprised Natalie Bennett isn't sat at the cabinet table with Cynthia, Lizzy. With your party's negotiation skills she probably could have angled for Prime Minister and got it.

Lizzy giggles. "I don't think Natalie would join the cabinet, Sean: she'd find our policies a little too left wing for the Green Party."
Lizzy Gardener
MP for Holborn and St Pancras (2012 - )

A small person whose only hobby was reading would pay very little VAT." -- David Smith, Free Lunch

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#9
Oh I'm sure that's not true Lizzy. After all, you love trident so much you're going to spend billions building it a nice new shiny home.
Sean Manning MP
Labour Spokesperson for the Home Office, Communities, and Local Government (2012 - )
Labour MP for Luton North (2005 - )
Chair of the Christian Socialist Movement (2008 - )

"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it." ~ James Callaghan
"The People's Flag is Deepest Blue..." ~ Sean, drunk at party conference
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#10
"Small comfort to the thousands who'll lose their jobs as a result..." mutters Lizzy. "I mean, it's not like that money could have been better spent building affordable homes or investing in 21st century infrastructure!"
Lizzy Gardener
MP for Holborn and St Pancras (2012 - )

A small person whose only hobby was reading would pay very little VAT." -- David Smith, Free Lunch

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#11
Oh it will be a nice new affordable 21st century home, Lizzy. Trident will live there. And it will provide thousands of jobs for whoever is lucky enough to host it. But it's okay. Cynthia got a new house too.
Sean Manning MP
Labour Spokesperson for the Home Office, Communities, and Local Government (2012 - )
Labour MP for Luton North (2005 - )
Chair of the Christian Socialist Movement (2008 - )

"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it." ~ James Callaghan
"The People's Flag is Deepest Blue..." ~ Sean, drunk at party conference
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#12
"Well," shrugs Lizzy. "I'm sure the public explanation of the concessions made during the negotiations will clear all this up. When the negotiating team releases such a statement. Which I'm sure is coming, any minute now..."
Lizzy Gardener
MP for Holborn and St Pancras (2012 - )

A small person whose only hobby was reading would pay very little VAT." -- David Smith, Free Lunch

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